Lights, Camera, Action, Jump

20/5/11
And what if I pointed out that none of this was real,
You’re fictional and I’m the way I want to be
deep inside my sick psyche,
And what if I pointed out that none of this was ever real,
The ring I bought you was fictional and I’m just
trying to be me somewhere.
Fake relationships make me feel at home,
And nothing has ever felt more real than the things I make up,
Fake dramatics are somewhat comforting,
Sometimes I wish I lived on a television screen so everything
would be sorted out eventually,
And you always got a sneak peek at what would happen next week,
Prepare!

And what if the camera’s were all switched off,
Would you still act the exact same way you do
and would I still be your favourite,
And what if the light’s were all switched off, packed up,
Would I still get any more action from you and
I’m just trying not to act with you.
Fake relationships make me feel at home in bed,
And nothing has ever felt more real than the things I make up,
Fake dramatics are somewhat comforting,
Sometimes I wish I lived on a television screen so everything
would be sorted out eventually,
And you always got a sneak peek at what would happen next week,
Prepare!

If I just had the chance to foresee the entire future
I could decide if this was ever going to be worth it,
Make my decision right now whether I want in or I want out,
If I just had the chance to see into the next season
I could decide if this was even going to be worth this,
Make me decision right now whether I want a crowd or,

Fake relationships make me feel at home (in bed)
Closed eyes, open camera’s and such light (shining)
Fake dramatics are somewhat comforting (in bed)
Sometimes I wish I lived on a television screen so everything
would play out well eventually,
And you always got a sneak peek at what would happen next week,
Prepare!
And I know my show would be the one with a tragic end,
Like light, camera, action, jump!
Like light, camera, action, swallow the whole contents,
Cause you can never fulfil this so sick head,
Like light, camera, action, jump!
Like light, camera, action, I think someone replaced the tic tac’s
I was meant to use, oh hang on, that was all a plan but I’ll act
one last time and pretend to be shocked,

And I know no matter how much I prepare,

I can’t see whether any of this will be worthless.

And on the tv they get over deaths so easily,
So won’t you move on and leave me.